tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8021468759553992081.post8821420580956549313..comments2023-06-03T07:46:46.395-07:00Comments on Mind of Mookie: The Colonel Got His Butt Kicked For Being A CowardMookiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01073027586188784701noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8021468759553992081.post-52323793405667142202012-07-28T07:54:12.847-07:002012-07-28T07:54:12.847-07:00Yesterday the neighborhood bully cat returned and ...Yesterday the neighborhood bully cat returned and the Colonel ran back inside the house looking all paniced and nervous. Then I went outdoors to see who or caused my buddy to be so upset. There sat a cat all hissy and pissy. That is until mamma came out and chased the bully off. The stalker cat had to educated. Needless to say that pussy ran for it and Colonel could go back out doors and resume his bird chasing and lounging in the dirt pile un disturbed. As the Queen of the Mookified Compound I do have the power to clear out all bullies be them kids or kitties.Machttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12781095750290022012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8021468759553992081.post-4761970742614095062012-07-18T13:21:35.231-07:002012-07-18T13:21:35.231-07:00Brother P!!
First off thanks for dropping into my...Brother P!!<br /><br />First off thanks for dropping into my world.<br /><br />Secondly, On it's face, your argument sounds good. However, as a trained professional blog comment opinion discreditor (maybe that should be all connected by dash marks?), I could easily read the undertones of a liberal minded Star Trek fan!!! LMAO<br /><br />The reason the Colonel's commanding officer took his front claws away is because the Colonel tended to get buzzed up on catnip and go at the furniture and all wood trim boards like he was on a bath salt high trying to eat someone's face off. At first it's funny, then intriguing, and then it gets irritating as crap!<br /><br />It has been the findings of the Official Commission Of Colonel's Butt-gate, that "he chose to fraternize with an enemy poser somewhere, and upon being attacked, he ran away coward-like, without even a thought towards using his training (currently minimum requirements of basic trainees in the Mookified Army are about 40% rougher than that which any US Navy SEAL has endured)."<br /><br />"Furthermore, had he at least come back with proof of a struggle on his part, say a scalp, paw, or chunk of tail from his attacker, this would have met the standard for all Mookified Officers, and in addition to medals being conferred, a parade would've been thrown in his honor for having taken the fight to the enemy, even in the face of great adversity and tactical disadvantage. Having failed to show use of training and upkeeping with the Code of Conduct upon which he swore his honor and allegiance to, as noted by his eating food in the General's Headquarters, we the Commision, have found Colonel Beauregard Sterling Lovell guilty of failure to duty. We have however found against charging the Colonel with Conduct Unbecoming, and restore his commission as ranking executive officer and commandant of the Feline Division. We also recommend suspension of his House Arrest in order for him to resume normal duties of patrolling the neighborhood, and a chance to regain his soldierly esteem."<br /><br />I do love the Colonel so, and I merely report facts as put forth by the Commission. That, and I squarely implicated the woman in the house for softening his hardened ways... for she's the one who insisted that he lose his claws so as not to damage "her" couch and loveseat.<br /><br />Besides, that Brother P, this is 21st century America...all the lawyer commercials on TV say someone else is to blame for it all, besides me!! LOLMookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01073027586188784701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8021468759553992081.post-78583703838600857492012-07-17T18:35:40.054-07:002012-07-17T18:35:40.054-07:00MOOKIE!!!
I'm sorry but somebody has to defen...MOOKIE!!!<br /><br />I'm sorry but somebody has to defend the Colonel. No front claws?! It doesn't matter he had teeth. The other cat had teeth too. It doesn't matter that he had his hind claws. The other cat had hind claws too. No front claws??? Sounds like the other cat had the upper hand and then some. If the Colonel was to run he wouldn't have waited until the other cat was on his ass to do it. If I had to put all of my CSI training on the case, it looks like he gave it a good try. But his commanding officer thought it better to take away his favorite weapon, the front paw claws. I'm surprised at you. Would it have been better if he gave it his all and didn't come home? I think not! Like a wounded soldier injured on the battlefield he came back. But not to a hero's welcome, but to the scorn of defeat. It's a CATastrophe of major proportions. Practically speaking your cat went to a knife fight with mittens on. If that's not courage then I don't know what is. At least you know he's no pussy-cat.<br /><br />PeaceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com