OR, AN APOLOGY DECODED...
This is from a political forum I visit with my juvenile myspace habit. Contributed by my friend Smooter in Pittsburgh, PA:
[This is from my brother-in-laws blog, who is a political commentary, very much left leaning, but always hilarious. He and some local friends started a political satire site ’The Carbolic Smoke Ball’ which if you’re from my area and listen to WDVE you should know well. It’s essentially another version of ’The Onion’]
It’s almost too easy. But it’s so funny and so bizarre and so (more) perfect, that I can’t resist.
I thought I’d said everything I wanted to say about it over at the Carbolic Smoke Ball. And yet, the more I read the Rev. Jesse Jackson’s apology, the more it seemed to cry out, if not for a full-fledged TWM deconstruction, at least for a fairly thorough TWM decoding. There’s a lot going on there -- both in the lines and between them -- so I thought it might be fun to take a closer look and see what lies beneath its murky, slimy surface.
For any harm or hurt that this hot mic private conversation may have caused,...
But not, you know, for actually saying or thinking it...
...I apologize.
And wish, more than anything, that those bastards had cut off that mic, so no one would have heard what I really think, and so I wouldn’t have to be dealing with the indignities of all this scrutiny, my own son’s repudiation, and yet another profound, poetic reinforcement of the fact that I can be, despite my better instincts, a vindictive and self-obsessed asshole.
My support for Senator Obama’s campaign is wide, deep and unequivocal.
And I’d like to cut his nuts off.
I cherish this redemptive and historical moment.
But I’d cherish it even more if it were happening to me. Or if more people were listening to me. Or if I could just cut his nuts off.
My appeal was for the moral content of his message to not only deal with the personal and moral responsibility of black males,...
And not only to cut his nuts off...
but to deal with the collective moral responsibility of government and the public policy which would be a corrective action for the lack of good choices that often led to their irresponsibility.
...but to suggest, finally, in as vague and weaselly a sentence as possible, that government should, in some indeterminate way or ways, produce public policy that would correct, or resolve, or perhaps even absolve, the lack of good choices -- by which I mean the abundance of bad choices -- made by some young black males as a first step upon, as opposed to yet another step along, the long and terrible path of their own irresponsibility, which, rather than praising Senator Obama for speaking openly and honestly about, simply makes me want to cut his nuts off.
That was the context of my private conversation...
For which I have not actually apologized, and that, once again, I really, really wish you hadn’t heard. Because it was private. And by "private," I mean, "what I really think but don’t want you to know."
... and it does not reflect any disparagement on my part for the historic event in which we are involved...
Because, you know, in some parts of the black community, saying you want to cut someone’s nuts off is actually a wide, deep, unequivocal, non-disparaging show of respect and support.
...or my pride in Senator Barack Obama,...
Whose nuts I’d like to cut off.
...who is leading it,...
With those big, stupid nuts...
...whom I have supported...
...just a few hours ago I said I wanted to cut off. Because I did. And I still do.
...by crisscrossing this nation in every level of media and audience...
Talking to people who knew how and when to turn off my microphone.
...from the beginning in absolute terms.
Except in private conversations. When I say I want to cut his nuts off. But really don’t mean it.
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